How to Bathe Your Zombie
No joke. You can’t just let your loved ones rot. I posted a step-by-step on Jake Bible’s blog. Share...
Read MoreZombie Luv Flash Fic Contest: Leaving Gary
Leaving Gary Gary knows how to make me smile. He crawls along the bottom of the pond. His arms, severed at the elbow, sink into the sediment with every inch. Sink, lift, sink, lift, sink… Funny. His leg-stumps flail, stirring up the algae. Gary isn’t going anywhere; he’s tethered to my ankle by a thick chain. I watch my husband squirm for a while, then I unhook him. Gary lurches forward and breaks the surface. I pull all the bricks out of my skirt and my body buoys. It’s Date Night. Layers of muck separate as I crown. A duck quacks and flies away. I wring out my hair....
Read MoreRogue’s Curse Giveaway
Goodreads Book Giveaway
Rogue's Curse
by Jason Beymer
Giveaway ends January 27, 2012.
See the giveaway details at Goodreads.
About Me
A permanent fixture at his local coffeehouse, Jason Beymer hunches over his laptop in a caffeine-induced frenzy, jowls slick with muse. He injects comedy into the urban and traditional fantasy genres like a squeeze of lemon into ice water: tart, yet refreshing. When not pounding on his keyboard, Jason worships at the feet of Ray Bradbury, and engages in an unhealthy obsession with Grace Park and Tricia Helfer.
