Rogue’s Curse Goodreads Giveaway
Get your book on! I’ll sign it, mail it, and lick it good. Goodreads Book Giveaway Rogue’s Curse by Jason Beymer Giveaway ends January 27, 2012. See the giveaway details at Goodreads. Enter to win Share...
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Read MoreThe Power to Shapeshift
I posted a diddy on India Drummond’s blog: What if someone offered you the power to shapeshift? Share this:EmailFacebookStumbleUpon
Read MoreHow to Bathe Your Zombie
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Read MoreThe 101-Word Daily Stupor
As the release date for Rogue’s Curse looms (8/16), I need to whore it up big time. So for the next two weeks, I will write one 101-word story a day. Not one word more, not one word less (excluding title). Feel free to play along at home. Here’s how to play: Each story will contain 3 keywords (ie. Pickle, Happenstance, Diaper). Write your own story incorporating these words, then post that sumbitch as a comment. You can choose any day and any set of keywords, just keep your gem at 101. I will highlight the best contributions on my blog. (And, um, keep it PG-ish, please....
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I have a 7 pound mini-dachshund. She would fit nicely in a hot dog bun with relish, mustard and several diced onions. When I put my daughter down for a nap each day, she feels the urge to bark. I shall boil her with potatoes and carrots. In the evening, the dog informs me that her dinner is late by puking. The food must be served at 5pm sharp. Most days, the vomit commences at 4:55 in protest. I will bake her in a nice lemon sauce and serve her with mandarin orange slices. During the night, she barks and wakes up my child. Perhaps I can sprinkle her with Shake n Bake. If I leave the front...
Read MoreEggs on the bottom, please
My weekly jaunt to the Grocery store occurs on Friday mornings. Kiss the wife goodbye as she leaves for work, drink a cup of coffee, and I’m ready to go. I grab the kid, throw her in the car seat, jam a few Cheerios in her mouth and hit the road. When I get to the supermarket, I grab the most functional cart I can find. This is no easy task. Most off them look like they were parked in front of a house during a drive by shooting. Eventually, I find a cart, throw the kid in and head inside. Okay. time to pull out my Grocery List. One dozen eggs. No problem. Pick up the first carton and...
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I’m addicted to the World of Warcraft, one of those massive-multiplayer-online PC games like Everquest. I often wonder how different the real world would be if it ran on a Warcraft Server – if our world operated the same way as it does in the video game. There are no prisons. Anyone caught breaking the law will be dealt with quickly and efficiently. They won’t be allowed to drain the taxpayer’s money with lengthy appeals. They won’t spend their life getting three hot meals a day, exercise and a healthy sexual lifestyle. in the World of Warcraft they will simply...
Read MoreRogue’s Curse Giveaway
Goodreads Book Giveaway
Rogue's Curse
by Jason Beymer
Giveaway ends January 27, 2012.
See the giveaway details at Goodreads.
About Me
A permanent fixture at his local coffeehouse, Jason Beymer hunches over his laptop in a caffeine-induced frenzy, jowls slick with muse. He injects comedy into the urban and traditional fantasy genres like a squeeze of lemon into ice water: tart, yet refreshing. When not pounding on his keyboard, Jason worships at the feet of Ray Bradbury, and engages in an unhealthy obsession with Grace Park and Tricia Helfer.
