Nether

One suburban night. One stubborn corpse. One golden opportunity.

Burklin had it all: a spacious two-story house, a shapeshifting wife, a wide open future. That is, until his father ripped out his soul and trapped it inside an opinionated dachshund. Now he’s lost everything, leaving him a slave on mop-up duty for a homicidal teenage demon. His father is sleeping with his ex, the possessed dachshund won’t stop talking, and the cleanup jobs keep getting messier. Burklin would give anything to have his life back–even if it means turning against his manipulative father and destroying their chance of winning the Nether’s Demon Lord Sweepstakes.

Opportunity knocks with a dead woman’s hand. When the demon’s latest victim won’t stay dead, the rules of life and death change. Freedom lies within Burklin’s reach, but to get it he’ll have to defy his father, the ex-wife he still loves, and the Nether itself.

Just how far is he willing to go?

Warning: This title contains sex, violence, human cuisine, a smart-ass dachshund, teenage demons, and fun with corpses.

 

Reviews

5/5 The Pen and Muse: “Caught up in a test of wills, the protagonist Burklin uses sardonic humor to effect as he carries out the grisly task of trying to stay alive.”

4.5/5 Night Owl Reviews: “This is a book that I will definitely keep on my bookshelf.”

4/5 A Chick Who Reads: “I can’t wait to see what Jason will give us next!”

4/5 Bitsy Bling Books: “Crude, rude, and basically screwed is how I’d describe the all-star cast of Nether.  This lovable bunch is as entertaining as a Walmart during Christmas.”

4/5 Sizzling Hot Book Reviews: “The warning at the beginning of Nether sums it up perfectly…If you are interested in any of those things, Nether is a must read.”

My Shelf Confessions: “I was pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed this book. It’s not often you get such a zany plot and it actually WORKS.”

“B” BookingIt: “The over-the-top characters make Nether one of the most memorable books I’ve recently read.”

 

 

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Excerpt

The black luxury car came to life with a tranquil purr. With the body secured in the trunk, Burklin tapped the accelerator and drove slowly through the alley, heading for the street. He checked his watch. Still two minutes ahead of schedule. Another successful pickup.

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Rogue's Curse by Jason Beymer

Rogue’s Curse

by Jason Beymer

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Rogue’s Curse

Two thousand years after the Rapture, the world still sucks.

The talisman responsible for the Rapture has embedded itself in Doban’s chest, making him the most wanted rogue in history.

Pursued by a biblical prophet intent on ripping the talisman out, Doban must seek help from the only woman who ever loved him–a woman he once left to die in a tomb. Can they let go of the past long enough to stop a second Rapture?

Warning: This title contains graphic violence, off-kilter copulation, and nasty rogues.

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Reviews


4/5 A Book Vacation: “The fact that I even love the huge man eating monsters is a testament to Beymer’s wonderful writing capabilities.”

4/5 Black Lagoon Reviews: ”This is definitely one series, and author, that I will be following closely and highly recommend to anyone who loves a good laugh.”

4.5/5 GhostWriter Literary Reviews: ”I loved the sense of humor the author gave his characters.”

 

 

Excerpt

Doban scavenged the dead bodies for a replacement leather tunic. Oompus hadn’t shown much restraint with his claws, leaving the flayed flesh of his victims indistinguishable from their leather apparel. But since Doban didn’t mind the blood, his choices were numerous. He discovered the perfect tunic, one slathered with innards and clovort drool.

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